$6: Subscription Through Time, Not Eternity
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Buying a subscription to this Web site means you'll be on a list. You'll be on this until the end of time, or until the end of this Web site, whichever comes first. When eternity comes after Judgement Day, that would be a new start. Subscribers will receive email notifications, not too many nor not not enough, of the latest paranormal parodies that satire the supernatural with terrorizing tickles. Since the paranormal doesn't always function on cue, we work with matters as they arise, enlightening with various Web reports of what this site seeks, the weird and wild and wonderful information found on the Internet about the unexplained or mis-explained ;)

Subscribers will get access to real treasures, unique insights into the supernaturally silly circumstantial you won't find anywhere else, Web or otherwise. Original content will include; Alien abduction stories, visions, paranormal "experiences," "anomalies," even "terrorism," because fear tickles everyone. Kick off endorphins laughing in the face of horror, many think best experienced in secret enjoyment. You don't have to tell anyone else you've subscribed, we won't, and that's no joke!

This $6 subscription rate is more a donation, think of it that way. This is, afterall, an unfolding mystery with a cost. Yet, there will always be free food for those who can't handle the heightened tinglings, but subscibers will always get additional euphoria for their asking, unexpected surprises when they don't expect it, as would be considered their donation.

We are not a "mysteries explanation" Web site of which there are many. You may yet find much of the material interesting, being that parody and satire and such entertainment work best from circumstances some people perceive as serious. Everyone knows the modern "home" of paranormal people is the Web! This is not a bulletin board nor "clearing house" in explaining any mystery someone takes seriously, nor are we humorists hiding as terrorists by any one's definition. These are simply silly syllables and sights and slights of a Web domain making fun of other domains and Internet information, serious only about the haughty humor it too offers even upon itself.

If you're referred to, we hope you're not offended. All non-original content reported is clearly marked. If you are offended because you're given credit for your material, in fun, get over it! We're not stealing your information and using it as ours. We're not thieves!! If anything, we're helping you by letting people know about your information via referring to you - you're welcome :)

Corporations make it easy for you to work with them. PayPal understands the public, that we are not corporations, but enables us to be like we were, like we can. The "Merchant" PayPal will identify for subscription is the WebMaster. Remember, he wishes to remain anonymous. Yet, we soon can know each other so consider this a "secret" email-hood amongst us, if you dare subscribe - where here a subscription is a donation!

Your humor is what we hope to satisfy, in varying degree according to taste anyway. Like such material, your subscription to this Web site is like viewing such entertainment material, where, if returned, it could easily be with secret satisfaction but deceptive dissatisfaction diatribed. For these reasons, SeekingTreasures.com's Web site policy is to NOT offer refunds to subscriptions. We chose PayPal as the electronic funds transfer agent of this Web site because of their excellent reputation for security and protection of purchaser and seller. Once you agree to this payment via PayPal, it may take a paranormal experience, perhaps an act of God, to be refunded for this "subscription" :)

Even though this Web site's meant as a joke for entertainment, who ever heard of returning a donation, especially if something comes of it?