This is The WebMaster, and this is a "Special Edition" show. I help Joseph get the help he needs searching and reporting the Internet's weird wonders, and even offering our own - stupidity to deride is to die for! Anyway, Joseph thinks we need to be prodded, since we are anyway - the Aliens are coming you know. Please, help me.

WebMaster@SeekingTreasures.com

"This generation will not pass away until all these things take place." Jesus

1947; July 8th, RAAF Captures Flying Saucer in Roswell. November 29th, Israel sanctioned by United Nations.
Isn't 65 retirement age?
2012: Mayan calendar ends.

This is Contrivers: "No results found for Contrivers. Did you mean Contrives (in dictionary) or 9/11 controversy (in encyclopedia)?" (None dare call them Conspirators).

They are Controllers. "Those who exercise restraint or direction over; commanders."

They are Coverters. Those who do not openly practice, avow, engage in, accumulate, or show.

Angel x Human x Bug = ?

"U.S. Astronauts reveal encounters with apparent Extraterrestrials and UFOs" The Canadian

"A Praying Mantis Account: I had never heard of the praying-mantis types." UFO*BC (Jim G)

This is Supernatural Satire -
The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding what is above or beyond natural.
Sometimes, things should be spelled out;
This is Paranormal Parody -
Humorous imitation of serious writing beyond the range of normal experience or scientific explanation.

This is Tickling Terror -
To touch lightly so as to excite a tingling, intense, sharp, overmastering fear.

Would You Believe in Project Bluebeam?

"Is anti-gravity possible? No one really thinks so." Goddard Space Flight Center

"Explanation of the Recent Strange Craft Sightings" Isaac

This is Mind Control;

Belief. Christianity. Education. Knowledge. Theology. Learning. History. Perception. Religion. Reality. Satanism. Truth.

What's Wrong With Science?

"GPS significantly impacted by powerful solar radio burst." Spaceflight Now

"Earth's axis tilt has recently increased by an additional 26 degrees" www.divulgence.net

This is Information;
Suppression, perversion, deception, revelation.

This is Tragic Comedy.

That's what we call Entertainment :)