The "we" alluded to by "us" is represented by I, the WebMaster, whose font you now and would, and will see as this comic sans that's red with embareassment(sic). Black Verdana font is of Joseph, even when referencing non-originality - I assembling his imagination, though he would sometimes say it's God. The WebMaster operationally manages this Web site as many would understand a Webmaster does. Anyway, the content of this Web site is primarily the expression of Joseph, the other of the "we" of "us" in this domain. I consult, creating and managing the Web site as he directs. He is the one with the sanctimonious stories and illuminating insights and insinuating inslights - call him and them, not me, what you may because I'm just the messenger :)

You may also want to know, Joseph believes he's on a mission from God, and haven't we heard that before, sad! He claims he never asked for nor wants it, but does stubbornly accept it because it's his proof of God and his way over envious, virulent, insipid, liars. At least Joseph does think if God has truly done this that it truly is a joke of His, so, Joseph charges the WebMaster with helping him look at it that way. Help me. For reasons if not now readily apparent, but surely upon more inspection of this site - we desire to remain anonymous. This site is about the use of its content for your entertainment. We're here for you to laugh with us, or at Joseph :)

The treasures we are seeking here are more than meets the eye. We're seeking people to please. We can be ridiculously ludicrous, in a strange way, "strange" not meant to imply good nor bad, just different. Yes we seek what too seems obvious, does a service rendered justify compensation? We hope to offer you an increase in nervous system endorphins that would not otherwise be received were it not for our foolishness for you.

It is our intention to offer humor free of censorship. There may be swear words here, you've been warned. Because we want to live in fear of no one, we take no sponsorship at this domain, meaning, we accept no advertising dollars. What fun is it to get paid to make fun of only your enemies? We want to make fun of our friends too, that we have any. Would you be our friend? Anyway, you can subscribe as many times as you like, we won't stop you and would consider each additional subscription votes for common sense and uncommon cents :)

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