This is The WebMaster;

I help Joseph get the help he needs. We're seeking treasures here, searching for wacky mysteries in the Internet's weird information, and even offering some of our own: Have some humorous healing here with us, it's what we're made for - stupidity to deride is to die for ;)

Help me :) WebMaster@SeekingTreasures.com

"I," Joseph, wouldn't call myself a first person, I'm not the first. I'm an abductee, yes, kidnapped by "Alien" beings. I know secrets. I'm watched. I'm in a "secret" war; Bad vs. Good. Dark vs. Light. Lie vs. Truth. Evil vs. Love. All paranormal is not all wrong. All normal is not all right. If I'm not alright, am I all wrong? My normal is paranormal, whether I want or not. Can anyone have any fun with this?

This is Contrivers: "No results found for Contrivers. Did you mean Contrives (in dictionary) or 9/11 controversy (in encyclopedia)?" (None dare call them Conspirators).

They are Controllers. "Those who exercise restraint or direction over; commanders."

They are Coverters. Those who do not openly practice, avow, engage in, accumulate, or show.

This is Unexplained Mystery;

Strange space/air lights and craft. Strange space, air, land, plant and water formations. Strange weather. Strange water craft and lights.

Strange companies. Strange people.

Here is Chaos vs Synchronicity
Sometimes, things that can be spelled out should be;
This is Paranormal Parody -
Humorous imitation of serious writing beyond the range of normal experience or scientific explanation.

This is Supernatural Satire -
The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding what is above or beyond natural.

This is Tickling Terror -
To touch lightly so as to excite a tingling, intense, sharp, overmastering fear.

This is Paranormal Beings;
Aliens
Angels
Bigfeet
Demons
Faeries
Ghosts
Gnomes
Spirits
more?

This is Mind Control;

Belief. Christianity. Education. Knowledge. Theology. Learning. History. Perception. Religion. Reality. Satanism. Truth.

This is the Disclaimer:

This is a joke, that governments, organizations, companies, nor institutions of knowledge do not tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help them God. The domain of this Web page exists to relieve public stress, not to create anxiety for the un-public, non-public, super-public, nor supra-public.

This is Information;
Suppression, perversion, deception, revelation.

This is Tragic Comedy.

That's what we call Entertainment :)