This is Joseph.

I wouldn't call myself a first person, I'm not the first. I'm an abductee, yes, kidnapped by "alien" beings. I've lived a splitting double life, normal against paranormal. My silent partner's given me an opportunity to zip them together and make you laugh at the same time, hopefully! Let the healing mystery unfold :)

This is Contrivers: "No results found for Contrivers. Did you mean Contrives (in dictionary) or 9/11 controversy (in encyclopedia)?" (None dare call them Conspirators).

This is Controllers. "Those who exercise restraint or direction over; dominators; commanders."

This is Coverters. Those who do not openly practice, avow, engage in, accumulate, or show.

This is Unexplained Mysteries;

Strange space/air lights and craft. Strange space, air, land, plant and water formations. Strange weather. Strange water craft and lights.

Strange companies. Strange people.

This is Paranormal Parody -
Humorous imitation of serious writing beyond the range of normal experience or scientific explanation.

This is Supernatural Satire -
The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding what is above or beyond natural.

This is Tickling Terror -
To touch lightly so as to excite a tingling, intense, sharp, overmastering fear.
Sometimes, things that can be spelled out should be.

This is Legendary Beings;

Angels, Aliens, Bigfeet, Demons, Faeries, Ghosts, Gnomes, more?

This is Mind Control;

Belief. Christianity. Education. Knowledge. Theology. Learning. Perception. Religion. Reality. Satanism. Truth.

This is The Disclaimer:

This is a joke, that governments, organizations, companies, nor institutions of knowledge do not tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help them God. The domain of this Web page exists to relieve public stress, not to create anxiety for the un-public, non-public, nor super-public.

This is Information;

Supression, perversion, deception, revelation.