This is Joseph.

I wouldn't call myself a first person, I'm not the first. I'm an abductee, yes, kidnapped by "alien" beings. I've lived a splitting double life, normal against paranormal. My silent partner's given me an opportunity to zip them together and make you laugh at the same time! The healing mystery is unfolding.

This is Contrivers (none dare call them Conspirators).

This is Controllers.

This is Coverters.

This is Unexplained Mystery;

Strange air craft, strange submerged craft, crop circles, strange lights (air and water),

This is Paranormal Parody.

This is Supernatural Satire.

This is Tragic Terror.

This is Creatures;

Angels, Aliens, Bigfeet, Demons, Dragons, Faeries, Gargoyles, Gnomes, Humans, more.

This is Mind Control;

Christianity, Theology, Religion, Education, Learning.

This is The Disclaimer;

This is a joke, that governments, organizations, companies, or institutions of knowledge do not tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help them God. The domain of this Web page exists to relieve public stress, not to create anxiety for the un-public, non-public, nor super-public.

This is Information;

Supression, perversion, deception, revelation.